Fast Talkin'

sarahbearkat:

FUCK YEAH, CAR RIDE!

God damnit. I have nothing to add.

That little kitten in the background looks about as surprised as I have ever seen a cat look, ever.

Fucking acupuncture. Never works.

So guess what is soon to be a movie! Only The Raw Shark Texts!

Sorry, what? You haven’t read this balls-out genius of a book? You haven’t heard of it!?

Well Jesus Christ. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200. Watch this, immediately:

I am this close to a kitchen like that.

(via bookshelves)

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather!

That’s right. We made meatballs.

So this MAC’s Style Black range, supposedly launching in October, and I have something to say.

What the fuck is this, MAC? Is this your idea of a joke? Are you mocking me because you know I will rush out and buy whatever collection you decide to trot out, just because it’s limited edition? Because I’ll do it, MAC. So help me, I will do it.  

Do you also go to the orphanage to laugh and point at the kids there?

Thanks for nothing, MAC.

P.S - So shall I just place my pre-order online, or .. ?